And on the opposite scale, here's a guy who definitely needs a bigger boat. Yikes.
And in totally other news, much as I love Mike Leigh, I don't think I'm going to be going to see his latest film. Can I just say that, as a happy, single-by-(mostly)-choice middle aged woman I am so effing sick of middle-aged spinsters being portrayed as needy, neurotic and desperate? I would have expected better.